I make these...

I make necklaces. Most of what I do is really personal, like postage stamps from far away lands, where ever my boyfriend may be at the time, or photos, or ninjas, ya know, the usual. Anyway, I work at Forza Coffee Company right now, and I concocted these. I like 'em, so here they are! I would really like some nice investor to find me and say, wow, these necklaces are fantastic, make me one-hundred of them for my company. If you are such an investor, or know one, let me know. I love doing it, it would be nice to get paid for it. :)

My belly is full of artichokes.

When Artichokes flower, they are absolutely beautiful. Garlic, has crazy long stalks and a beautiful bursting flower that looks like a firework that has been suspended and captured in an accidental floral miracle. I was just going through photos of my mom's wedding, and my grandmother's ridiculous garden. It is like the secret garden on acid. All the flowers are insanely vibrant and beautiful. I can't even explain how impressed I was. I may have been so excited because I was born without a green thumb, and I manage to even kill plastic plants, so this was amazing for me. Anyway, consuming a gigantic artichoke made me think of how beautiful the plant is, so there's that. Wanna see more pretty plants? www.pericwaldmann.com He is the bloom king...

Also, my handsome boyfriend